http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Japan

i have never laughed that hard before

"The remain population is equally divided between lolita schoolgirls, J-Pop Singers, ronin samurai, pokemon, kitsune, elvis wannabes, and GUNDAM pilots. All Japanese people are capable of going Super Saiyan (Just lvl 1 and 2) and destroying everything in a 1 kan radius (68,000 km). Most of the kids at the age 14 - 22 look nearly the same; the only thing separating them is school uniforms and out-of-this-world haircuts (yes, we are talking 5 kilo's of goopy wax and various toilet cleaning products). All girls have tremendously nice figures and pride themselves in nothing more than giving you that gratuitous panty shot whenever and wherever you need it (or don't need it). All boys have the effect of chick magnets and usually have at least 4 girls fighting over him (although the boy often looks like a girl and acts like one as well)."