Posted by Marvs on 2007/12/9 20:52:50

I can't believe people post this kind of shit about Hikki! Unacceptable!

Utada Crap

Posted by Unregistered on 2007/12/9 20:59:17

yeah.... I posted this link a while ago.

The article is not intended to be taken seriously because it is satire. It is making fun of wikipedia and how people assume that everything posted there is true. Most of the negative things he say are deliberately not appropriate enough to be taken as fact.

My advice. Laugh it off. The author knows the information he is writing is clearly false.

Posted by laijunjie14 on 2007/12/9 23:36:55

this is uncyclopedia

for laughter relief

get it to your head, idiot

Posted by danny on 2007/12/9 23:48:05

First Time, DEEP THROAT, & SEMEN Drops cracked me up hella ap lmao

Posted by laijunjie14 on 2007/12/9 23:53:15

i saw that last year

i laughed pretty loudly

Posted by laijunjie14 on 2007/12/9 23:58:17

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Japan

i have never laughed that hard before

"The remain population is equally divided between lolita schoolgirls, J-Pop Singers, ronin samurai, pokemon, kitsune, elvis wannabes, and GUNDAM pilots. All Japanese people are capable of going Super Saiyan (Just lvl 1 and 2) and destroying everything in a 1 kan radius (68,000 km). Most of the kids at the age 14 - 22 look nearly the same; the only thing separating them is school uniforms and out-of-this-world haircuts (yes, we are talking 5 kilo's of goopy wax and various toilet cleaning products). All girls have tremendously nice figures and pride themselves in nothing more than giving you that gratuitous panty shot whenever and wherever you need it (or don't need it). All boys have the effect of chick magnets and usually have at least 4 girls fighting over him (although the boy often looks like a girl and acts like one as well)."

Posted by cmap on 2007/12/10 0:30:54

bwhahahahhahahhha! I love the whole milk and drugs theme throughout... ahh... i needed this laugh during the stress of finals! ...ummm, er, uh... I mean, THIS IS HORRIBLE!!

Posted by lumad on 2007/12/10 18:05:43

at first i really blew up a steam over that article, i just can't take the drug jokes. but in the end i just forget about it. it will just ruin my day.

Posted by Erith on 2007/12/10 18:20:53

that article made me laugh like crazy (not to mention pollute my eyes)
Stay Old haha.

but last year's article was worse, this is a new one.

Posted by Erith on 2007/12/11 22:29:19

http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2006/04/swiftys-2003-april-fool-prank.html

http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2006/04/swiftys-2004-april-fool-prank.html

these are two april fool's joke about hikki that i found pretty amusing, since one of them did come true in a way.